this might be the most poignant review of a doctor’s office i’ve ever seen and it makes my heart hurt
still thinking about this. they listened
*voice of someone craving even the tiniest sliver of control* i could make a spreadsheet,
This is a reminder for those who handmake Christmas presents that now is not too early to start. It may in fact be a good time to start if you have a lot to make/your craft takes a long time. You should maybe start it now, whether that's brainstorming or actually doing the crafts!
Translating this into tumblr's preferred public service announcement format for this kind of alert:
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I used to be a proficient googler who never wasted a word but since Google is near useless no matter how good you are at it now I have reverted to just typing in entire questions like an old person
they keep inventing harder weeks but i keep inventing a braver girl to be to get thru them
microdosing on someone putting their cigarette out on me by using my bugbite zapper thing
it’s pretty sick actually. if u enjoy the sensation of getting burned for 1 singular second and then no pain after id def recommend it
bugBITE zapper. bug BITE zapper. not those things for zapping bugs. the device used to relieve the itchiness of bug bites with heat. can you hear me? BUG BITE ZAPPER NOT A BUG ZAPPER DO NOT SLAP YOUR GIRLS PUSSY WITH A BUG ZAPPER
It's about grief. It's about letting go. It's about fighting on. It's about family. It's about the existential horror of mimes.
It's about escapism. It's about surviving despite it all. It's about the wonder of the world even in darkness. It's about mimes beating the shit out of you.
It's about love. It's about heartbreak. It's about who the fuck put all those mimes here
Yeah, I use the Oxford comma when I sext. I’m slutty, breedable, and I care deeply about grammar. 😤
the person who realised you could rearrange the letters in gossip girl to read “go piss girl” truly one of the great minds of our generation, madam your legacy
